Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Making the argument for a kitten

Someone at work sent round an email about a friend who was giving away kittens yesterday. I forwarded it on to my housemate, Emad, jokingly saying we should get one.



He agreed. He wanted the one with the white bib and white socks on his feet. And this is how he argued for a new addition to our household:

So I have done a thought exercise.

Pros:
- it won't live as long as tortoises
- it will bring scene
- it will guard the house
- chicks will dig it
- great conversation point. fantastic social currency
- we can dress him up for halloween and he'd win best costume
- we can feed him burgers and pizza
- If we even get a rats infestation...
- We can take him to cross-continental for road trips
- We can start a facebook album
- At least the milk will never go bad..

- ....

Cons:
- We aren't allowed it (we don't like being homeless)
- It needs to be fed (we are poor)
- It will poo and pee all over the place (altho we can punish it)
- Even he might leave us one day (potential for a new low in life!)
- We could step on it (and injure our foot)

I mean the numbers speak for themselves.

I think that is some of the best thinking I have come across all year.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Rooney wins and Man U loses in football farce of the year

With Rooney signing a 5-year contract at the end of a turbulent week for Manchester United, a consensus is building that ‘the right thing happened, albeit in the wrong way – everyone is a winner in the end’

Alan Hansen even said on Match of the Day yesterday: “Manchester United need Wayne Rooney more than Wayne Rooney needs Manchester United.”

That is simply not true. Let’s not forget that Manchester United is one of the biggest and best football club’s in the world and has been winning trophies consistently for three decades. Manchester United doesn’t need any player more than he needs them.

Winners and losers in this sorry saga
Wayne Rooney has won. He has, according to different newspapers, doubled or tripled his salary and potentially got Manchester United to promise him that it will sign top players next summer.

It is the manager’s job to seek those assurances and not a single player’s. What happened? Did David Gill and Manchester United suddenly change its mind and say, ‘yes we agree Wayne, your team mates aren’t good enough and we will sign a load of new players in the summer. Thanks for bringing that to our attention....Can you please sign this now, it should make you the richest 24-year-old in the world?’”

As sad as it is, I don’t imagine it is too far from the truth.

Alex Ferguson, perhaps for the first time, has lost. Yes he has kept his best player. But it is at the expense of the rule that has made him so distinguished as a manager - no player is bigger than the club. The likes of Jaap Stam, Roy Keane and David Beckham have all fallen foul of this and been given a firm hand shake and shown to the door for undermining the club and manager. Their careers were never the same again.

As soon a Rooney publicly said he didn’t want to play for Manchester United and followed that by disrespecting his team mates he should have been given the same treatment regardless of how good he is. Anything different undermines the club’s credibility and heritage.

Roy Keane earlier in the week gave the perfect response which would have been welcome in a Manchester United press conference. “'Don’t worry or lose any sleep over Manchester United. They will be fine. They will be as strong as ever," he said with a confident, wry smile. And they would have been. I just hope this situation doesn’t let anyone forget that.

Forgiving the greatest
The one scenario in which Rooney might have deserved forgiveness is if he actually thought he had made a mistake and damaged an institution bigger and more important than himself. However I don’t genuinely believe this is the case. He’s now on holiday celebrating a pay rise per week that is equivalent to five times my yearly salary and in terms of fan pressure; well Andy Dunn from the NOTW perhaps puts it best:

“...Fan power – or fan intimidation – might have been a factor in the U-turn. Yeah right.

Rooney is from Croxteth, not far from the safari park, where – when asked what might happen if they lions escaped a local councillor replied: “Well, they will just have to take their chances like everyone else.”

If you think him and his family of hard-knocks and accomplished boxers were intimidated by a mob of imported scallies and the latte-swilling locals of leafy Cheshire, I think you’re mistaken.”

More than anything though I am an English football fan and want to see the national side be successful. Rooney is obviously key this. I will forgive, forget and worship Rooney once more as soon as he starts punching in the goals. But it’s a shame he’s undermined British biggest football club and the world’s greatest manager for a pay rise.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Re-living my youth through the Stereophonics

I went to see the Stereophonics play ‘Performance and Cocktails in its entirety’ at Hammersmith Apollo last week. It coincided with the re-launch of that legendary album, along with their first album, ‘Word gets around’.

My journalism tutor once said to me, “It’s amazing how many people think it is great journalism to write pretentious reviews of music using complicated words that make no sense.” So I will refine from that and just say... it was rocking.

As a teenager and in my early twenties I used to spend my life going from gig to gig and festival to festival convinced they were the most profound experiences of my life that would stay with me forever. In recent years, I haven’t felt like this. I now show up to a concert, think ‘that was nice’ and then leave only to forget about it the next day.

But the Stereophonics on Monday did feel like a profound experience that would stay with me, at least for a couple of days. I think it was because it took me back to a more innocent age – my youth.

The Stereophonics defined my music taste when I was growing up, along with Oasis and the Beatles of course. They’re the reason I first picked up a guitar. My first festival was Stereophonics at Donnigton Park and my eighteenth birthday was spent at Stereophionics playing Wembley Arena. I downloaded the B-sides, watched interviews with Kelly Jones and convinced myself he was best friends with Noel Gallagher when they collaborated on Jools Holland.

On Monday I wasn’t jumping around at the front because of a gammy knee and I was there with my mum rather than my rock n’ roll friends, but the Stereophonics playing ‘Performance and Cocktails’ took me back to those glory days. And it was only made more poignant by the video that opened the show and the sad passing of Stuart Cable earlier in the summer.




Anyway, enough of that self indulgent reflection - A thousand trees and Tramps vest were probably the loudest of the night in the first encore! Here is the set list and some photos!
Roll Up & Shine
The Bartender & The Thief
Hurry Up & Wait
Pick A Part That’s New
Just Looking
Half The Lies You Tell Ain’t True
I Wouldn’t Believe Your Radio
Fiddler’s Green
T-Shirt Suntan
Is Yesterday Tomorrow Today?
In My Day
A Minute Longer
Sunny Afternoon
Nice To be Out
She Takes Her Clothes Off
Plastic California
I Stopped To Fill My Car Up


A Thousand Trees
More Life In A Tramp’s Vest
Same Size Feet
Too Many Sandwiches
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Traffic
Maybe Tomorrow
Have A Nice Day
Dakota
Local Boy in the Photograph